A review on bunny girl movie

Spoiler alert... and then some bullshit happened and everyone lived happily ever after.

Oh noes, a girl gonna die and your my only hope witty main character. But the main character is destined to save her but NO the girlfriend sacrifices herself instead. But WAIT we can save that girl too by GOING BACK IN TIME. YAY we saved the girlfriend but the other girl will die. BUT WAIT I WANT TO MARRY WHEN I GROW UP. And everyone is peachy. False alarm it was just a dream.

That was the whole movie. That was it. Oh and there some crying.

The fact that this poor and sorry excuse of a movie is lauded as something great and not seen as the inane ramblings of a retarded child who just heard his first bedtime story and wanted to give storytelling a try. The fact that it presents itself as a movie or story is even laughable. No it's not laughable actually, it's disappointing and beyond that extremely despairing that what counts as good storytelling these day is some time travel and twieesssts.

Sometimes in a story, there comes a point where everything becomes meaningless drivel and nothing matters at all. This movie is the epitome of that. I'm not even talking about the no stakes or that we know the main character has plot armor. I'm not even talking about the fan-fiction, wish fulfillment, all the girls live level of crap here. I'm not even talking the deues ex machina ass pull either. All of that can be forgiven to some extent and some shows can even be enjoyable despite those failings.

The meaninglessness I'm talking about is the utter disregard for the viewer. The audacity of the writer to think that we can brush off simple story coherency because hey look your waifu lived or look the main character is so chad, he can talk to girls. The blatant pseudo intellectualism to make viewers with less than on brain cell think that its smart. MUH SCHRODINGERS. MUH RELATIVITY. MUH RED SHIFT. DID I MENTION I WATCHED A YOUTUBE VIDEO ON QUANTUM MECHANICS. It's pathetic. If the movie was only that, it would just be plain trash and not the infuriating cloud atlas level waste of time that it is.

The most egregious though, the thing that put this movie into the god forsaken sodomite level of maddening trash was the drama. The forced meaningless drama worse than all the telenovelas you can find. Worse than all the shoujo bullying and child abuse. Yes it was that bad and it was that bad because it didn't matter and the writer knew it. The writer knew that nothing mattered because it will all be alright and yet he shamelessly wrote "and then they cried". That was the worse part of it all. The scam of the whole movie. The blatant melodrama all for what. For nothing.

Kouhai best girl.