Thanh's review on Death March

“Bad-boy chef and best-boy programmer Ichiou Suzuki hits both familiar culinary hotspots and out-of-the-way gems in his isekai quest for the ultimate dining experience. Along the way, Satoo offers his perspective on both the food and the cute girls he comes across in his travels.”

First came mecha, then came the battle harems, and now its the isekai boom. Born from the desire of excapism and power fantasy, the isekai genre is full of shit and piss smeared on wall that people happen to call entertainment. Sometimes though the genre gives you a little something to think about, like in the case of….. Nevermind, all isekais are shit. Yes, including your favorite anime RE: Subarashi-lord.

In this particular case though, there is no difference. Death march is a generic bland piece of crap full of the usual cliches and tropes. It’s crap and everybody knows it but then why would I write a review and give this a 10? Well because once in a while an Intellectual Property (IP) tickles my balls just the way I like it. Death march is an anime that takes your balls and gives it a little kiss while pinching your nipples. You might not like it but this is what peak preformance looks like.

To those who don’t understand Death March and would like to just get a glimpse on why anyone would waste their time with it, sit your punk ass down and let me tell you about our guy Satoo.

The first step to understand Satoo, is to understand his end game. You see, all Satoo wants at the end of the day is HEALING. Now many of you may not understand HEALING but once you reach a certain age you realize that cute is justice and girls with a little bit of experience fuck better than ones that don’t. Our man Satoo here understands that well and he is looking for the Isekai equivalent of an old man going on a cruise ship. No conflicts, cute grandkids and good food.

He doesn’t want to rule the world or some other edgy autistic chuuni fucking thing because that’s a pain in the ass with no further benefits besides stroking his ego.

He doesn’t fuck his core harem, side harem, or buisness harem because he’s not a pedophile. He also knows who best girl is.

He doesn’t want to go back to Japan because he’s not in a rush to go back to a shitty job.

He just wants to eat some good fucking food and fuck some good fucking whores… and maybe an elf cause fuck elves.

He just wants to chill in this world because he can.

The ED is also by WUG-chan, my dick is already hard. 10/10